Battle of the definition of Fascism
Imdb Politics Board post battle
Date: Main Battle: Dec 7 - Dec 9 2008 : MovieFan's continued Insurgency - ongoing
Location: Imdb Politics Board
Result: Decisive regular victory / MovieFan1995 is forever dogged by his stupidity
belligerents: MovieFan1995 vs the regulars


MovieFan1995 had forever held true to the idea that conservatism = Fascism, and had plagued the board constantly with that notion. Little did he know the mistakes he was going to make.


MovieFan1995 starts his usually troll thread conservatism = Fascism. The regulars set up defensive positions and ask him to define Fascism. MovieFan1995 runs over to wikipedia and pulls out the definition:

"Fascism is an authoritarian or totalitarian nationalist ideology, which is primarily concerned with notions of decline or decadence, and which seeks to solve such problems by achieving a millenarian national rebirth, exalting the nation or race above all else, and promoting cults of unity, strength and purity. Fascists typically seek to form a mass movement of militants who are willing to engage in violence against their perceived enemies. Fascism opposes international socialism, communism, conservatism, democracy, individualism, liberalism, materialism, pacifism, and political pluralism."

Not knowing what he had just done, one of the regulars noticed the gap in MovieFan1995's line and asked him how could Fascism both equal and oppose conservatism? Soon the battle became a slaughter and MovieFan1995 even had to resort to changing the post to try and escape, however due to the gallant work by the regulars, someone had already saved the transcripts and MovieFan1995 was unable to escape.

This was a major victory by the regulars and MovieFan1995's posting decreased significantly after this event. However, MovieFan1995 has returned to being stupid recently, but a quick mention of this horrifying loss usually does him in.

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