Carl Spackler
Carl Spackler
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Ideology:Moderate
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Carl Spackler is a mortgage broker from the midwest who specializes in selling adjustable rate mortgages (ARMs) to people who can't afford them. He also teaches a class in people skills. Under his screen name, Al_Czervik00, he is known as a skilled debater who is famous for using the CAPS LOCK key to make subtle points. Currently, he feuds with Dr Krippen and QuantativeEasin.

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List of Carl Spackler quotes

→I know you are a soundbite cowboy, but seriously, are you even capable of being objective or totally honest?

→THE OP in just an intellectually lazy loser

→You were raised to be a liar by liars

→I am sorry you aren't that intelligent and a COWARD. You are just a weasel and regardless of what you say or believe you know deep down inside you are a NOTHING You are probably a broke ass loser who was raised by broke ass losers who blame everyone else for their own shortcomings. I pity you you intellectually BANKRUPT idiot.

→and you aren't 1/10th the man the average american is. You are more of a cancer on society and you know that few if any respect you but because you were raised to be an ignorant coward you make up excuses for it. You aren't going to amount to anything just like everyone else in your family. It must suck being you, raised by ignorant cowards to be an ignorant coward who IGNORED ANY AND ALL THINGS he doesn't want to have to consider with the ONLY THING IN LIFE that makes him feel relevant being his politics.

→Seriously, who the hell do you think you are fooling mr cut and paste? Grow a sack you loser

→but hey, go through life ignoring things, it doesn't impact me, but you'll end up being the nothing everyone always expected you to be. It sucks you are too big a coward to try to prove anyone wrong

→Why aren't you honest? Did your parents raise you to be dishonest? Maybe you just learned from them so maybe your being a disingenuous puke is because that is what you were raised to be. So either your or THEY should be ashamed of themselves for either being or raising someone as dishonest as you.

→It must suck being raised by white trash and taught to resent anyone who is more successful than they were(which is most anyone).

→Ignorant white trash breeds ignorant white trash and you are proof of that(just like dishonest folks tend to raise dishonest folks) Not everyone who is poor is white trash either. It must have sucked to be raised by such intellectually bankrupt losers. NO MATTER WHAT [insert name] DOES YOU'LL WHINE LIKE THE IGNORANT WHITE TRASH LOSER YOU ARE

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