Die Painfully monologue

The Die Painfully monologue is an internet meme of unknown origin. Sometimes found on public message boards on news sites, it seems to be most prevalent on the ImDB Politics board as a private message.

In its basic form, the monologue is as follows:

Die painfully okay? Prefearbly by getting crushed to death in a garbage compactor, by getting your face cut to ribbons with a pocketknife, your head cracked open with a baseball bat, your stomach sliced open and your entrails spilled out, and your eyeballs ripped out of their sockets. Fucking bitch. I would love to kick you hard in the face, breaking it. Then I'd cut your stomach open with a chainsaw, exposing your intestines. Then I'd cut your windpipe in two with a boxcutter. Then I'd tie you to the back of a pickup truck, and drag you, until your useless fucking corpse was torn to a million fucking useless, bloody, and gory pieces.Hopefully you'll get what's coming to you. Fucking bitch

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